Why let Confucius have all the fun?

English and Spanish are inefficient languages, Spanglish however is not.

The path of least resistance leads to regret if not failure.

If it looks clean, smells clean, it’s clean.

If it looks dirty, smells clean, it’s clean.

If it looks clean, smells dirty, it’s clean.

If it looks clean, smells weird, hang it on the roof for a day, then it’s clean.

Sometimes you have to throw cultural sensitivity out the window.

Screens keep flies and mosquitoes out, gauzy curtains do not.

I hope my Spanish is good as bad as your English is someday.

An appropriately used ‘slang’ word can be more effective than a good vocabulary.